“OK, we’ll see” was all I got in reply.We went home, and for the next few weeks the sex was great but the conversation was a little … strange. Kati seemed a little distant and my mind was on my work a little too much than was good for either of us. ---One evening Kati said “OK, enough of this. You work too hard and I want some fun - I’ve booked a table at that Italian that we keep saying ‘We must try sometime’. Get a shower and get ready for a great night out. The cab is booked for an hour”. My interest was peaked. She never took the lead on a night out. I had a shower, dressed smart casual and went downstairs. She was dressed in a stylish short summer dress, tight around her tits and flared below her waist, finishing above her knee, nice hair-style and a few classy pieces of jewellery I’d bought early in our relationship. I gave her a big kiss and felt her ass, but thought somehting was missing, so I rubbed my hand around just to see what she was wearing under the dress. She guessed. She then asked, “What do you do in Canada with your old goats that aren’t producing?”A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours.”Say thanks to dorsetmike for the following.Three old men walking side by sideFirst: “It’s windy today”.Second: “No, it’s Thursday”Third: “So am I. Let’s go for a beer.”What goes across a lake at 100mph? ... A motor pike and sidecarp.I used to love farm vehicles, but not anymore - I’m an ex-tractor fanI was frantically pacing outside the maternity ward today.Just so everyone thinks I’ve actually had sex.Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus... So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man’s he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, ‘Why don’t you put a piece of rubber.
Come to zbestxporn.com for the crazy action in free porn video, and stay because of the fast speeds, free viewing, and plethora of choice once you need a break from free porn video. With so much to see, zbestxporn.com never gets boring.